This site is all about Gnomes.   Garden Gnomes.  Garden Gnomes From HELL. This site may just save your life.  It already saved my dog's.  I don't know where I would be without this site Facts: Garden Gnomes are from HELL. They won't be happy until you are dead GI Joes with parachutes are the best toy ever.  (Mom, if you are reading this, that's what I want for Christmas.) Cumquats are your only defense in the never-ending struggle against the Gnomes.     .		As seen in HELL!! Cumquats--Yawzah! PLAY GAME: Use Cumquats to Kill Gnomes now!!

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