This site is all about Gnomes. Garden
Gnomes. Garden Gnomes From HELL. This site may just
save your life. It already saved my dog’s. I don’t
know where I would be without this site
Facts:
- Garden Gnomes are from HELL.
- They won’t be happy until you are dead
- GI Joes with parachutes are the best toy ever.
(Mom, if you are reading this, that’s what I want for
Christmas.)
- Cumquats are your only defense in the never-ending
struggle against the Gnomes.
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Cumquats–Yawzah!
PLAY GAME: Use Cumquats to Kill Gnomes
now!! |
