Monthly Archives: July 2005

selena once wrote, “como la flor tanto amor me diste tu.” It’s so true, so true. Let us all dar un poco de amor or its just gonna marchitar. Selena we love you!!! you’re the meaning in my life you’re my inspiration.

This public service announcement was brought to you by the number 7 and the letter R and your friends here at ggh

remember to rock it like a hurricane

THE BEST GNOME POETRY EVER!

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Not every garden has a gnome
But every gnome has a garden
Even if you do pushups you will die by a hit and run car accident
Everywhere
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This was submitted by our clued-up fans. I’ve got one word for you: HELL’S BELLS!

Recently here at ggh we have received a few emails from people upset with us for sharing the truth with the public. Just because you, and maybe your friend, like gnomes, it doesn’t mean that Gnomes aren’t evil. If hearing this makes you want to swear, well maybe you are evil too. Or even worse, you may be part gnome.

Let me just say, the Evil take the truth to be hard.

Q:
Um Question!
I brought a gnome before and i was takeing a shower and i heard little foot steps came out the shower and saw little wet foot print marks and my gnome was gone…Could it of been him?

A: My guess is you were singing “The old cow crossed the barn” in a rather operatic manner. (G Minor–Of Course!). Gnomes hate this song. You’re lucky–That’s why the hell-spawn left you alone. Either this or you were using cumquat shower gel from from your local Bath and Body Works. I LOVE DAY SPAS!! You’re not dead yet–but keep an eye out.

PS: No one at GGH headquarters is 48.

It is the moment you have all been waiting for…the garden gnome from hell blog. OK, we said we were going to post some movies. We made the movies, but frankly, a blog was easier than posting the movies. So you are stuck with the ggh staff’s thoughts instead of seeing a gnome kill people. DEAL WITH IT!!!

PS I love exclamation marks!!!!!