Ding dong Herschels Dead

It is with our sincerest thanks that we make our post today. It turns out that upper management isn't all that bad. An evil gnome, ok so maybe that was redundant, was killed by upper management at an undisclosed business. We are guessing it was the night manager at the Denny's. This gnome had some issues. Besides the whole drinking kool-aid thing...He was into the blow. Yep, he liked the angel dust, happy powder, si la cocaina, the snort-a-roo, the devil's dust, the "new coke," if you catch my drift. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that he habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes...reefers, ganja, sensemilla, weed, la yerba buena, doobies, the fatty splifs, lucky charms, fruit loops, buds, cheerios, muffin tops, special K with and without red berries, if you catch my drift. Wink, wink.

But any way, he is dead. You can see dead pictures of the deceased, the no longer with us, the late, the benson/richardson's dad, the bucket kicked, daisy pushing Gnome.