Garden Gnome Liberation Front ??? (!!!!)
The Garden Gnome Liberation Front are a bunch of psycho hose-beasts. This group thinks it's perfectly fine to liberate Gnomes from captivity (I told you--hose beasts). A French judge recognizes the danger gnomes pose--he sent their ring leader to jail in 1997. Since then, the group has shown the public little activity.A CNN article reports: "The only suspected sighting of the organization since [1997] was a mass suicide of gnomes at Briey in eastern France in September 1998, when 11 of them were found dangling by their necks under a bridge."
At least the world is free of 11 gnomes. Take that, Tom Cruise.
By the way, Tom Cruise is psycho hose-beast.
posted by Ryan at 4:58 PM
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The liberation front is still quite active. For a list of their activities through the end of 2007 see this Liberated Gnome List.
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