Mix breeds
As a member of the ggh staff I feel that it is my obligation to warn you the population of the danger of the apparent mix breeds of human and gnomes roaming the beaches of Hawaii. By looking at him you realize that he is old and therefore he has most likely reproduced, so beware. These gnomes/people are exceptionally dangerous because they have balls, just look at him in his speedo... You can tell.
posted by Ryan at 2:53 PM
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Are you for serious? Really, now. Ok. I believe it -may- be possible gnomes are breeding with humans. But com'om Hawaii? Do we really know it exists? I've never been there. You've never been there. Nobody's really been there. It's all a huge scam by the airlines. Nobody would pay $600 bucks to go to North Miami. But everyone who goes to "Hawaii" does. Get your facts strait, dummy. Hawaii doesn't exsist.
Could the Garden gnomes not find a real swimsuit? Speedos are just not attractive. Especially in a half-gnome half-man. They really are evil, and it just keeps spreading
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If a friend, or say, brother, is possessed by an incredibly powerful evil garden gnome, would he encourage his little brother to get a mullet? One of the reasons I believe this brother is possessed is because his little brother has a wife, and these friends or brothers know this. I think you, oh I mean these guys need to get one of those witch doctors to your, I mean their house right away to dispossess you, I mean them. I'm serious.
I'm not sure why, but that picture makes me want to run up behind him and give him the biggest atomic wedgie known to Gnome-dom. Then I'd twist it, and put an exploding cumquat in his rectum. That would teach him to be Mr. Fancy Pants...less!
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