Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Smash a gnome for a good cause

We have been informed of an eBay auction to decide the fate of an evil gnome. If you win the auction you can have the gnome shipped to you so you can kill the evil little bugger, or you can have him executed for you. Sounds like a great deal, doesn't it? But wait there is more. The money earned is going to amnesty international. That's right, your money is going to charity. So, if you can help kill this gnome follow the link.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am part of an assignment to send a garden gnome around the world. we have gotten him pretty far so far. what do ya think? are we helping out the evil forces?

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Johnny Chaston said...

yo, i would really look forward to smashing a garden gnome's face off and then rubbing cumquats all over the small tiny little pieces

plus I'm engaged. i need to call you guys and tell you later.

Johnny

11:35 PM  
Blogger theresa and alison said...

LMAO ur site is awsome!!! me and alison love flamingos!!! me and her made up this thing where ppl come and call to help save flamingos from the cruelty they go through on sims , and our motto is "save the flamingos before they save you". we also despise germans because this person named marble hellman (thats what we call him -long story)is german and he's mean. he loves smores and we always told him "go eat your smores in the burning pits of hell". You said that the americans are going to ride on pink flamingos and save the world from the conquering of the evil min-german gnomes from hell, and we talked to our flamingos and they'd love to! since gnomes are obviously from hell and are descendants of hitlor according to your observations, we have decided to join you in your never ending crusade of killing out the evil gnomes. you are very inspiring. please call 1-800-predict to help save flamingos before they save you. thank you!
ali & theresa

9:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...yeah sorry that was really long...

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

very long...lol
theresa and ali

8:39 PM  

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