Monthly Archives: December 2010

FM radio star rickspade asks: “What sorts of music do gnomes listen to?” Well, spud, gnomes love beer gardens and lederhosen. So obviously, yes they do love maroon 5 and possibly gyuuuh. Their favorte song is “habang may buhay.” I am also quite certain that they just love the linkin park because their “phat rhymes” truly suck.

As for your second question, it looks like someone hasn’t been studying their geography. The Philippines are part of Taiwan. You would think your teachers would have taught you that in like diaper school. But I digress. Yes you need to watch out for the gnome infestation. They are coming to get you.

PS I really love those dried mangos they send over here from the Philippines.
PPS bawal umihi dito, sorry, that is the only tagalog I know

thank you
the ggh staff