Comments for Garden Gnome From Hell

Comment on Choke on a Kitten by Fixture

Fixture — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 18:39:11 +0000

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Comment on I told you they were evil by g

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 23:09:04 +0000

I used to live by BYU–and let me tell you, the Gnome on human violence out there is out of control. It got to the point where I wouldn’t leave the house without a 12-guage. I would get on the bus and nobody asked questions… everyone else was just as locked as I was. Rocket launchers… grenades…. I can still smell charred plaster and human fear. One day I came home to find my door slightly opened, with a trace of evil 8 inch laughter wafting through the entry. I readied my gun, and entered to find my goldfish, Sporticus, ripped in pieces… with a note rested below his partially intact head that read “In a fish bowl, nobody can hear you scream — xoxoxo, Gnomnoms the Conquer.”

Imagine the terror. I fled immediately and now live in a fortified underground silo. Sometimes it get’s lonely in here… but better lonely than dead. Better lonely than dead. Better lonely than dead. Better lonely…

Comment on The O.W.C.A. is the Real Evil Incorporated by g

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:55:52 +0000

Let’s not forget that Nickelodeon Corp. was responsible some 20 years ago for “David The Gnome.” It happened folks, as much as we might try to forget.

Comment on Sarah Palin is a Garden Gnome by g

Thu, 06 Jan 2011 22:48:24 +0000

My girlfriend got this book yesterday for her birthday, from her Mom. I was shocked–and proceeded to them that Sarah Palin is pro-gnome. We immediately burned the book and cursed her name… it’s shame too. She could have been great.

Comment on Attention Lovers of Freedom, Women and Babies by Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 18:32:20 +0000

You are only a test.

Comment on Attention Lovers of Freedom, Women and Babies by bensontrent

bensontrent — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 07:25:33 +0000

This is a test. This is only a test.

Comment on The O.W.C.A. is the Real Evil Incorporated by Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:08:38 +0000

Oh, how Disney has fallen from their Glory days of quality wholesome programing like Lizzie McGuire. Now all we get is Gnome propaganda and Hannah Montana. Well at least we Nickelodeon so we can watch iCarly.

Comment on Sarah Palin is a Garden Gnome by Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:54:19 +0000

that whore!

Comment on End of the world? by Bob

Bob — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:56:30 +0000

I fear the Xray source that will be opened up into close alignment from
our center of the galaxy. Some crazy
Rube Goldbergian or frosh physics effect then causes the Sun to really
heat up hotter causing these Jargantuous hot flares to hit our moon
and explode it right out of the sky.
The rest of the planets shall dutifully
stay lined up waiting for their turn,
if I got this right.

Comment on The O.W.C.A. is the Real Evil Incorporated by Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 01:49:10 +0000

so, wait… are you back? If so, YAY! What now? We want more!

Comment on Education Gnome Video by Ratty-Batty

Ratty-Batty — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:24:38 +0000

This is some good work. I applaud your use of time.

Comment on End of the world? by TylerC

TylerC — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:30:17 +0000

I hear this, "why not stop then, maybe he got bored" all the time. The calander is not liner, it is circuler. the day it ends is the same day it begins, some 35,000 year period, know as a ba'kuh. The idea is the death and rebegining of everything

Comment on Education Gnome Video by Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:39:13 +0000

one dead site again. I'd suggest getting more people to help out this important cause, but frankly the publicity has fallen so much that I doubt there is anyone interested anymore.

Comment on End of the world? by Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:49:35 +0000

The Maya Of Eternal Time – Drunvalo Melchizedek 2009 1 of 14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq3s0u73Oes

Comment on How to tell if your Landlord is a Gnome. From Hell. by Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 17:50:28 +0000

wtf kind of school do u go to that u do reports on garden knomes. its bad ur scared of them because u will proubly see alot of them when u are forced 2 take a job cutting lawns

Comment on End of the world? by Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:04:55 +0000

the mayan calender starts somewhere around 3000bc. it ends on 12/21/12. thats the cycle of when the sun is centered in our galaxy with the earth and other s planets lined up. thats all. "john"? what the hell. while the mayans learded math that europe didnt understant for at 500yrs later john was looking for a cave to sleep in. and lazy? the pyramids and roads that where built cant be duplicated even using todays technology. get facts before saying anything.

Comment on End of the world? by Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:02:21 +0000

i love this explanation… people freak out way to much.. just enjoy ur life while u still got and stop worryin bout crazy stuff

Comment on End of the world? by 2012

2012 — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:28:48 +0000

12/21/12 AT 12:12.12 THERE WILL BE A POLAR REVERSAL AND WE WILL DIE IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICLY PROVEN THAT AROUND THISTIME IT WILL HAPPEN

Comment on Garden Gnome Liberation Front ??? (!!!!) by Gnome Hunter

Gnome Hunter — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:51:19 +0000

The liberation front is still quite active. For a list of their activities through the end of 2007 see this Liberated Gnome List.

Comment on Education Gnome Video by Amanda Thomsen

Amanda Thomsen — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:37:00 +0000

Hey.
I can’t figure out how to contact you guys.
I want to blog about you, I’d like your permission. Please drop me a line at kissmyaster@yahoo.com

Comment on Education Gnome Video by Mad Bush Farm Crew

Mad Bush Farm Crew — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 03:52:00 +0000

Oh good someone else who hates gnomes.Cool blog. I have three maimed gnomes. One with an axe in his back,one with an axe in his head and one with arrow through his heart. Heh heh heh. A small suitcase sized nuclear device wouldn’t go amiss either. That should destroy a few gnomes…..

Liz NZ

Comment on End of the world? by Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:11:00 +0000

MAYANS HAVE PREDICTED EXACT THINGS LIKE 9/11,MAYAN WERE MORE FOCUSED OF THE FUTURE THAN PRESENT,R CONSIDERED THE FIRST 2 CREATE THE NUMBERS,THE MODERN CALENDER IS BASED ON MAYAN CALENDER

Comment on I told you they were evil by Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:44:00 +0000

Finally, the truth about Garden Gnomes and their evil tendancies…my deepest thanks to that heroic turtle, an inspiration to all of us mere humans, defenseless against rampaging garden gnomes.

Comment on Kill Gnomes Game by JJ

JJ — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 08:26:00 +0000

Garden gnomes are evil. This game is rather therapeutic.

Comment on Kill Gnomes Game by Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:46:00 +0000

fabulous! what a joy to blast these ugly buggers!!

Comment on Beaches? by Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:27:00 +0000

Yup. Gnomes are infultrating our movies. How else do you explane Beaches being so unapealing to those who have figured it out?

Comment on I told you they were evil by Matthew

Matthew — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 00:36:00 +0000

Will further evidence of the evilness of gnomes be posted soon? His son? #3?

Comment on I told you they were evil by Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:24:00 +0000

I am a gnome and i tell you, we are coming for you… all of you

Comment on Wolf in sheep’s clothing and leather by Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 17:31:00 +0000

I know how we can check. Send him some cumquats!

Comment on watch it by Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:45:00 +0000

I Knew it. I knew that microsoft must have been conviced by the gnome underground to intentionally code all those bugs to keep us distracted from there operations